Don't You Hate Pants?

With a twist..

2006-12-10T10:41:00.000-08:00

THIS is the coolest thing ever in the history of cool things.

Huzzah!

2006-10-08T22:27:00.000-07:00

For the first time ever, I was on a winning bar trivia team. Go Team Foleydoimakeyouhorny@aol.com!!! We would have been tied, if it weren't for the best team name bonus point. Let that be a lesson - always give the team name some thought (even if it's unsophisticated).

Cheap books, who knew...

2006-10-08T14:12:00.000-07:00

I've come to the realization that I love cheap books! LOVE THEM! I just went to a library fundraiser and purchased two books for $2. AND, I'm going to the 75% sale Monday. Plus, I'm never embarrassed to say I'm reading a lot (unlike watching entire seasons of television shows - I'm slightly embarrassed about admitting that).

My unemployed life...

2006-10-04T11:25:00.000-07:00

Here are some things that keep me occupied, as I'm unemployed and don't have much to do:

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
Yelling at the Twins game (is it REALLY that hard to hit a home run, yeesh)
Daily trips to the grocery store, pet store .99 cent store
Thinking of ways to turn a bath towel into a really cool dress
Talking to the house plant, Phyllis
Making lattes
Wishing I had made lattes
Talking about robots

SUCCESS!

2006-09-08T14:20:00.000-07:00

I passed the bar! Soon I will be billing my time, as I am officially an attorney (after the swearing in ceremony, of course)!!
Poor Libby, whoever she was...

I need a job...

2006-09-08T10:23:00.000-07:00

so, Craigslist will sure help. I think THIS is right up my alley. Or maybe THIS.

You know you're a HUGE nerd when:

2006-08-25T15:56:00.000-07:00

You look at the TV Listings and see that "Teen Wolf Too" is on, and you're really excited about it.

You know you're a HUGE nerd when:

2006-08-25T15:54:00.000-07:00

As a birthday present, your parents agree to pay for you to go to the dentist to have your teeth cleaned.

Update (Semi-update)

2006-08-17T18:38:00.000-07:00

(1) I now have internet connection!!!
(2) I took the bar exam and am still alive (kind of). I'm really lazy, and no, I do not have a job yet - my parents are still totally paying for my health insurance.
(3) I moved. Miss the roommates, but love the new place.
(4) I need things to do - I'm so flipping BORED!

I heart Brinkley

2006-07-11T10:13:00.000-07:00

Here's a story about a very cute dog running for governor of Alaska. Granted, it's all just basically a fundraiser, but damn, that's a cute dog!!

And so it begins...

2006-07-10T21:34:00.000-07:00

Finals mode to the extreme: I'm starting to wear the same clothes for way more days at a time. Consider this your warning...

I'm on a roll!!

2006-07-06T19:41:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Nicole's blog:
This is very funny to anyone who gets annoyed at Pitchfork Media. I think David Cross is hilarious.

Who knew?

2006-07-06T19:26:00.000-07:00

Pepsi was so damn honest. Further proof that Pepsi is way better than Coke. You know Coke wouldn't do the same.

It's been a while...

2006-07-06T19:22:00.000-07:00

So I decided to submit this fabulous post to let the world know what all I've been up to. Let's see...yep, I've been up to nothing. I'm currently going over "wills and trusts essay #2" and trying not to kill myself. T-minus 19 days. Fuuuuuuck. I promise once this exam is over that I will do a bunch of wild and crazy things and post about them. Until then, you get this crap. Oh, and my google personalized homepage quote of the day? "You've got to take the bitter with the sour." Samuel Goldwyn (how fitting)

2006-06-22T19:10:00.000-07:00

Look who showed up to Radiohead's second concert in New York.

WTF?

I NEED THIS!

2006-06-21T11:23:00.000-07:00

I really really love this t-shirt.

Screech needs to save his Wisconsin house!!

2006-06-13T15:01:00.000-07:00

This is sad. But I find the picture to be pretty hilarious (he just looks a little cartoonish, that's all). If I were not so poor myself, I'd totally buy a t-shirt. I wonder where in Wisconsin DD is living?

Q & A with the Liz Minister...

2006-06-06T13:04:00.000-07:00

Q: Is it true that you, of all people, now have a law degree? Did you actually pass your exams?
A: It appears so. I will also get a free DVD of my graduation ceremony, so you can watch me graduate in slow-motion over and over again.

Q: Is it true you dressed like Harry Potter for graduation?
A: All graduating students wore Harry Potter-LIKE gowns and hats. A picture will be provided shortly.

Q: If you've graduated, where the HELL have you been? And why do you suck at staying in touch?
A: Well, after finals, I had my family in town for graduation and then I've been busy with stupid bar review classes ever since. I hope to improve my friend skills soon! Sorry!

Q: Becasue you are so cool, I want to visit you and hang out with you all day every day.
A: I know it's difficult, but please refrain from hanging out with me all day everyday until after my bar exam, which on July 25 and 26. Then we can party party.

Q: So, do you have a high-paying evil attorney job?
A: No, and my parents are paying for my health insurance. That's all I want to say on the subject.

Since there's no more classes...

2006-05-18T20:36:00.000-07:00

Anyone up for a summer fantasy celebrity league?

No reason...

2006-05-18T10:09:00.000-07:00

I just think this picture, which I found on CNN, is HILARIOUS. I don't know why. I just do.

DOOOOONE!!

2006-05-10T18:36:00.000-07:00

I have finished law school (hopefully successfully). I've even picked up my graduation gown - we get to wear these awesome sweet hats. They're the sweetness. Except mine is really small and I think it will give me a headache. I can't wait to be hooded (I hope it's as sexy as it sounds).

Once again, finals make me sexy

2006-05-06T17:09:00.000-07:00

I've taken to:

Wearing the same clothes for several days at a time (my Wisconsin t-shirt is sturdy, so it can handle the abuse)
Showering every other day (my hair is nasty)
Forgetting what day of the week it is (what do you MEAN the bank is closed??)
Eating nasty food randomly (old, stale soda and carrots at 8am? Delicious)!

Because I'm bored. No judging.

2006-05-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

Which SuperChick are you? I'm Sydney Bristow! Boo-ya!

Sigur Ros

2006-05-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

Last night I took a brake from the ole studies and went to see Sigur Ros (it was actually very good study music, come to think of it). Anyway, the show was fantastic, but the people in attendance were so random. There were a lot of hippies (I was not excepting that), a lot of hipsters (of course I was expecting that) and some really nasty smelly people in front of us who were knitting!! Hey, at least they weren't making out and taking camera phone pictures of themselves making out...

Mel Gibson

2006-05-05T11:57:00.000-07:00

I know you're all busy becoming law student graduates right now, so I figured I'd help your blog with some Friday fun. I also posted it on my blog.

Watch this trailer for Mel Gibson's new movie:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/apocalypto/large.html

About 3/4 of the way through, you'll see a fast-cut montage with a monkey screeching in it. Pause the trailer right after the monkey screeches, then use the frame back button in the player to move back a few frames. You'll know what's so funny when you see it.