Q & A with the Liz Minister...
Q: Is it true that you, of all people, now have a law degree? Did you actually pass your exams?
A: It appears so. I will also get a free DVD of my graduation ceremony, so you can watch me graduate in slow-motion over and over again.
Q: Is it true you dressed like Harry Potter for graduation?
A: All graduating students wore Harry Potter-LIKE gowns and hats. A picture will be provided shortly.
Q: If you've graduated, where the HELL have you been? And why do you suck at staying in touch?
A: Well, after finals, I had my family in town for graduation and then I've been busy with stupid bar review classes ever since. I hope to improve my friend skills soon! Sorry!
Q: Becasue you are so cool, I want to visit you and hang out with you all day every day.
A: I know it's difficult, but please refrain from hanging out with me all day everyday until after my bar exam, which on July 25 and 26. Then we can party party.
Q: So, do you have a high-paying evil attorney job?
A: No, and my parents are paying for my health insurance. That's all I want to say on the subject.
posted by liz @ 1:04 PM
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2 Comments:
I have no health insurance and am now walking around with a helmet on 24/7. It's a nice helmet ala Garden State and it's teal.
Blech, I had six months of (not very good) health insurance paid for by my parents after graduation, and then 2 months of paying for my own (not very good) health insurance when I had a job that didn't cover it. NATIONAL HEALTH CARE NOW!
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